Dedicated to all Mothers

Dedicated to all Mothers:D

She works 24 hrs in a day ,
She's a mum,
... She's an alarm clock,
A cook,
A maid,
A teacher,
A nainy,
A nurse,
A driver,
A handyman,
A security officer,
A Photographer,
A counselor,
A comfortor,
She doesn't get holidays sick pay or days off

She works through the Day any Night
And Gets Paid in hugss and kisses
Hit like if u love ♥ Your MoM ♥

10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You

‎10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You.... (This made me cry)
1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.
7. Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.
9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate,or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting to old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: "I cannot bear to watch" or "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.
Remember that I love you.

Love Story of Father and Daughter

A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge;
The father was kind of scared
so he asked his little daughter:
... “Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that;
you don’t fall into the river..”

ANOTHER TALE FROM INCREDIBLE INDIA: THE DEATH OF A PRIME MINISTER

ANOTHER TALE FROM INCREDIBLE INDIA: THE DEATH OF A PRIME MINISTER

Mystery surrounds the fate of not only Subhas Chandra Bose, but also the death of former Prime Minister Lal Bahadur Shastri.

 Diplomat's diary | Rai Singh

India is one rare country where mysteries continue to shroud the deaths of top political leaders. In a way, it is not surprising that a definite conclusion is still eluding the Netaji disappearance controversy. Subhas Chandra Bose's disappearance occurred at the end of second world war when India was under the British rule. Subhas had engaged himself with the Japanese and later in August 1945 he had escaped to the Soviet Union. So, the mystery about his disappearance is understandable -- because the sources of information available at that time, and thereafter in the Soviet Union, were few and far between. 

Dirty joke (you will smile for sure)

 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Postman vs Blone

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.


When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a cheque for £50.

Thats True Love

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the... floor...♥
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him....
He prays that they shud not have a
fight..♥
He finds a note near the table...♥

What gender is computer?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."

9-year-old girl gives birth

In northeast China last Sunday, a 9-year-old girl gave birth to a healthy 6-pound baby boy. The identity of the father has not yet been released, although the police have reportedly been contacted.

According to news.com.au in Australia, the baby was delivered by cesarean section at a Changchun hospital, and both the mom and newborn are doing well. The Pregnancy Pact: Talking about teen pregnancy
Sadly, she is not the youngest girl to deliver a baby, according to other published reports. Two girls in Peru, ages 5 and 8, are both on record as giving birth to children of their own. (See a list at Wikipedia of the youngest birth mothers here.)


How young is too young to be a mom? What do you think this newborn's life will be like given this kind of beginning?

Health Benefits of Kissing

The Top 10 Health Benefits of Kissing

Have been documented in medical studies offering amazing advantages for a long and healthy life.

1. Those who kiss their partner goodbye each morning live five years longer than those who don’t.

Men can fix anything

                                                 Don't have a spoon?
                                 I can fix that!

                                              Seat belt broken?
                                I can fix that!

A little Indian Boy write a letter to God

A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.


'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'

Hope U Will Share It Too And thus Give Your Friends Some Good Laugh :p

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,

If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,

If you don't, you are good for nothing.

 If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,

If you don't, you are 'not understanding' .

If you visit her often, you are boring,

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,

If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it is bad,

If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her,

If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,

If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time,

If she is visited by other women, "Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics,

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting,

If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,

If you listen, she wants you to talk.

In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

So damning, yet so wonderful.

Sum Facts about Guys

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you....

When a guy is quiet, he’s listening to you...
...
When a guy is not arguing, he realizes he's wrong.

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes, he means it.

When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.

When a guy calls/texts/comments you every day, he is in love with you.

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you until you're done.

When a guy says, "I miss you, “he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else...!!

Animal cruelty

If you have a heart for these animals share this picture!

Mass murder for the
European Football Championship 2012

100 000 cats and dogs (1056 km away v.Wien) Ukraineinischen in the big city, Kiev are been bruttally killed in the Ukraine everyday.
These Dogs and cats have no roof over there head, they live on the streets. Because they have no owners and are street Dogs/Cats ,the administration can kill all ownerless Dogs & Cats. The procedure is heartless, officials deliberately run over animals then gather them like this one then brutally kill them!
This is sickening and not right!!!

These animals have to scroung for food & barely eat on the streets, no home + now they should be killed ...this is even more agonizing.

In 3 years before the Football - World Cup taking place in Ukraine, the cities on a high-gloss polished look !!!!!

Even celebrities are ensetzt and support this important petition. This only goes up this week
So please forward it to friends, family, forums, animal welfare distribution please pass & stop this here and now!

Dolphin killer Denmark

Please share this on, this is serious cruelty.

The sea is stained in red and it is not because of the climate effects of nature. It's because of the cruelty of the human beings (civilized human) who kill hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins.


This happens every year in Feroe Island in Denmark . In this slaughter the main participants are young teens.

WHY?
A celebration, to show that they are adults and mature!

In this big celebration, nothing is missing for the fun. Everyone is participating in one way or the other, killing or looking at the cruelty supporting like a spectator

Is it necessary to mention that the dolphin Calderon, like all the other species of dolphins, it's near extinction and they get near men to play and interact.
In a way of PURE friendship.

They don't die instantly; they are cut 1, 2 or 3 times with thick hooks. And at that time the dolphins produce a grim cry like that of a new born child.

But he suffers and there's no compassion while this magnificent creature slowly dies in its own blood

Its enough!

We will publish until this post goes around the world that many more people will know about this shameful Dannish acts.

Take care of the world, it is your home!

SHARE this messages as a sign Against this cruelty

CHANGE YOUR LIFE WITH 15 GREAT THOUGHTS

15 GREAT THOUGHTS

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you
can't live long enough to make them all
yourselves!!"

Ancient India Facts

• According to Greek philosophers slavery did not exist in ancient India.
• Aryabhatta, the great astronomer and scientist, discovered zero. The number system was also invented in ancient India.
• The Indus valley civilization was one of the most advance civilizations in terms of town planning etc.
• During the ancient period there were many famous and important centers of learning in India- Taxila and Nalanda, where thousands of students from all over studied different subjects.
• The earliest school of medicine known to humans is Ayurveda. Ayurveda was developed mainly by Charaka, the great Indian physician, during ancient times. It is the only system which takes the holistic view of the person being treated.  
• India was known as golden bird because of her wealth. The later invaders came to India in search of wealth.
• Bhaskaracharya, the great astronomer and mathematician of ancient India, was the first person to calculate the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun.
• It was during the 6th century that Budhayana first calculated the value of pie and explained the concept of Pythagoras theorem.
• It is interesting to note that ancient India was so advanced in science and mathematics that Algebra, trigonometry and calculus all came from India. In the 11th century Sridharacharya propounded the Quadratic equations.
• Ancient Indians had a well developed concept of water harvesting. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra. This lake was called Sudarshana and built by the Shaka king, Rudradaman.
• Chess was a popular game in ancient India.
• The great physician of ancient India, Sushruta conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, stones, plastic surgery and brain surgery.
• Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India.